Tell the clowns (you know, Brandon, Gill Bates, and Ouchie Fowchi), to pack up their experimental gene therapy and head back to Clown Town with our one-of-a-kind Unva**ed shirt.
Guaranteed to trigger marxists, libs, and the lobotomized, or your money back! (Money-back offer not valid in San Francisco or Portland).
The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. The ribbed-knit collars to bolster shaping. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. Soft cotton and quality print will make you fall in love with it over and over again.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size
